Lord-Kalvo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Drunken Stick]

do I really have to say it?

awesome. pure awesome. this is the ONLY time I've seen drunken style captured in stick format. and it's also probably the best stick fight I've ever seen. and I'm a big xiao xiao fan. you rock man. only complaint is that it's too short, and I would've liked to see a boss or something... but Hey, I understand that this is a hard thing to do that takes ALOT of time lol.. great job man.

[Brawl Funnies [Dick 1]]

The one thing I hate about collabs...

Is that you have to score the whole collab, and not the individual submissions... sorry to the few that were good (ie:the first one, and the one with the super ugly mario bros) this collab mostly blew chunks of severed donkey penis. there were several good ones... but alot of crap too. you know who you are. lol I was really let down after the FANTASTIC beginning... lol... that one sets u up to be disappointed by the rest lol.

[Knee Deep in Death 2]

genius again...

Love how stylish you manage to make your stuff. You're really good at this.

[Knee Deep in Death]

Dude you're so innovative...

this is so different. even the menu was creative. fantastic man.

[Jack Vs. Jack]

I cried laughing...

Dude you are a total genius. this is soooo good. I would've liked to see more of the "split-screen" work though that 24 is famous for... but to tell the truth, I didn't even notice it wasn't there after the first 30 seconds of the film.

[TOFUTWO]

this is awesome.

Totally unique style... simple, yet deep story... plot twists... this is amazing.

[Pico Epsilon]

Not gonna be nit-picky

There are some criticizing things I was gonna say, but over all you put alot of work in this and it's awesome... just a few irrelevant "wtf's" but the good FAR out weighs the bad. Great job.

[Run, Darnell, Run!]

hahahGet those KKK bastards! lol

Dude, I would've given you the maxxx score regardless just for making the only toon I've ever seen of the KKK getting massively brutalized hahaha. But omg, besides that, this is a TOP NOTCH piece. You've seamlessly meshed the uber-old school style with the current style of today. Fantastic job. this is the best sub for pico day ever. Animation was solid, smooth, and very stylish, and the story was ultra original. I look forward to seeing alot more of your stuff past and present.

[Fatherly Bonds]

Gruesomely Heartwarming.

This is great video. I loved the strong influence from old school gaming. This really looked like an updated version of the cut scenes from the first games I played as a young boy. Cool vid.

[There Was This One Time]

Fantastic job!!

The voice acting was ultra legit. The animation was smooth and fluid, and the content was VERY family friendly. I thought it could have been funnier tho. The only laughs I got came from the rhino. He was my favorite. anyway, fantastic job. You've shown that it's possible to make a really good movie without gratuitous violence and swearing. (things I have in all of my current films lol)