Lord-Kalvo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Watermelons (Pico Day 09)]

What a piece of shit this is...

What movie are those last two fight scenes from? looks like a cool movie to watch.

[Apple mac ad parody]

dear god this is awesome...

YOU'RE the freakin' Genius my friend... you are. lol... HILARIOUS video. I'm sure the guys at apple probably love this one...

[cupcake?]

Holy moly...

"chomp! :U
chew! :L
swallow! :| -
delicious! :D"

BEST Author's response EVER. This toon rox it. hella stylish. Cute and VERY twisted. super awesome.

TheBoogley responds:

You read it! :D

[GUN & SWORD]

It made me scream.

It was so awesome, I screamed.

several times.

~Lord Kalvin

[Michael Jackson Timeline]

This is shit.

lol... Funny tho how you predicted his death almost perfectly

[:the Composer:]

Phenomenal.

I don't really have anything to say... I just wanted to let you kow that this piece moved me. Excellent job.

[8 Bit Pwny Club ep.1]

Holy wow...

this is amazing. like omg amazing. smashing good job gentlemen... I loved all the jokes in between the countdown. It felt like a real TV show. totally awesome.

this "Pwns". heh heh heh....

["Sasper" Episode 2]

OMG...

Pun-tastic. lol

[Cool Court]

Freaking Hilarious.

omg. I lost it at the "sweep" part. haha

[A Norse in the 9th Ward]

Can't we be funny w/o all the BS?

This is racist as hell. omg. I have to admit tho, I laughed. but yeah, this is an ignorant, and offensive depiction of blacks. Thanks for doing your part to perpetuate bigotry in the world. lol. It was funny tho. I'll give you that. "Harsh-browns" was a funny line.

~pun-tastic