Lord-Kalvo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Transmogrifiers]

Genius.

This is fantastic. lol. Fires ARE cool.

[Saunich der Hejhaug]

lol... I wouldn't sponsor that either.

It was funny tho. lol. very funny.

[Trapped in an Escape Game]

Eh... Your games are much better...

It was kinda funny. But mostly too slow and boring. Kinda like escape games...(which I do enjoy playing however... lol) Some deeper sound design would've been cool lol.

[Brawl Funnies [Dick 2]]

lol... this is great expression

This one is much better than the first one. You all had a message, and it is abundantly clear. great job.

[Misinterpretive Porn Star]

Top class

Some of the best animation on this site...
Great story pacing...
Humor was fantastic.

this is a AAA Top class piece. Fine job. fine job.

[RE5: Public Assembly]

OMG this was good...

hahaha... fantastic!! I didn't really find RE5 to be racist... a zombie is a zombie. You kill it no matter the race lol, all previous re5's had like white, and spanish zombies lol... I'm black, and I think the game is fine. this parody however is fantastic... (even if the artwork is a little racist) lol fantastic!

[How Darnell Saved Kwanzaa]

Y does darnell ALWAYS have to be a huge stereotype

Fantastic animation. Great Story. Awesome dbz homage! and excellent use of sound fx Could've dealt with less negative racial stereotyping tho lol... and the voice-work could've been better. overall fantastic piece tho. gave u a 5-vote. Visually this is a great job.

~Lord Kalvin