Lord-Kalvo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Saunich der Hejhaug]

lol... I wouldn't sponsor that either.

It was funny tho. lol. very funny.

[Trapped in an Escape Game]

Eh... Your games are much better...

It was kinda funny. But mostly too slow and boring. Kinda like escape games...(which I do enjoy playing however... lol) Some deeper sound design would've been cool lol.

[Brawl Funnies [Dick 2]]

lol... this is great expression

This one is much better than the first one. You all had a message, and it is abundantly clear. great job.

[Misinterpretive Porn Star]

Top class

Some of the best animation on this site...
Great story pacing...
Humor was fantastic.

this is a AAA Top class piece. Fine job. fine job.

[RE5: Public Assembly]

OMG this was good...

hahaha... fantastic!! I didn't really find RE5 to be racist... a zombie is a zombie. You kill it no matter the race lol, all previous re5's had like white, and spanish zombies lol... I'm black, and I think the game is fine. this parody however is fantastic... (even if the artwork is a little racist) lol fantastic!

[How Darnell Saved Kwanzaa]

Y does darnell ALWAYS have to be a huge stereotype

Fantastic animation. Great Story. Awesome dbz homage! and excellent use of sound fx Could've dealt with less negative racial stereotyping tho lol... and the voice-work could've been better. overall fantastic piece tho. gave u a 5-vote. Visually this is a great job.

~Lord Kalvin

[Drunken Stick]

do I really have to say it?

awesome. pure awesome. this is the ONLY time I've seen drunken style captured in stick format. and it's also probably the best stick fight I've ever seen. and I'm a big xiao xiao fan. you rock man. only complaint is that it's too short, and I would've liked to see a boss or something... but Hey, I understand that this is a hard thing to do that takes ALOT of time lol.. great job man.