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Recent Movie Reviews

327 Movie Reviews

Ninja Action

2013-05-16 21:11:48

best flash beat-em-up ever made.

The Adventures of WillieD

2012-01-25 00:17:54

Protect this masterpiece!!

Thank the lord you put all that copyright info on this. I'm sure every flash artist on the site WOULD'VE tried to steal this amazingly brilliant work... but not today suckaz. You're keeping it smart... AND serious in 2012.

RogersEntertainment responds:

Thank you you being such a good fan

Recent Game Reviews

100 Game Reviews

Dig To China

2014-04-24 17:17:34

bad ass game. fun and rewarding.

One-legged man

2013-12-22 19:14:53

Rad game. Obviously could benefit from some SoundFX, better graphics, story, improved animation, faster gameplay, longer play-time etc... but I had fun. and you made this in a limited amount of time. I think this is hella cool. great work.

Elf Story

2013-01-28 16:27:56

Cool game, the ogre battle is unreasonable though. I'm not one to complain about difficulty, it just outright seems to be that the controls themselves wont allow you to beat him. The controls are sometimes unresponsive, and the timing of the ogre's attacks make it impossible to consistently dodge them. His attacks are too frequent, and fast. Not quite enough warning room. Alsothe click areas are confusing. Do we click the arrows themselves, or where they're pointing? This is a beautiful game, and it's quite fun and amazing, up until the ogre battle.

Recent Audio Reviews

94 Audio Reviews

SH - Feelin' Good

2012-06-13 23:31:11

this got me krunk as fuck. JAMMIN.

NGHH - Pigpen Vs Greenskullkid

2011-11-29 23:14:38

Lil Piggy!

PigPEN all the way on this one.

SH - 1,2,3,4

2011-07-10 22:16:41

Yes, Dat bass indeed.

SICKNESS. This is goin on my "flowin' in my car wit my homies on the way to a party" mix CD!!! Bass really hits hard and funky in this one.

Recent Art Reviews

59 Art Reviews

The Horror Beyond the Door

2012-01-20 02:03:07

I've seen enough hentai...

to know where this is going. lol

(just kidding man, I couldn't resist lol)

Great job tho. this is amazing.

JMDeSantis responds:

Sorry I didn't respond sooner. I actually have neglected my Newgrounds account for far too long (especially considering my art seems to be getting even more attention here than on deviantART).

Funny you mention that hentai comic. In a story I don't tell often enough: I was working my first convention (the now defunct Big Apple Con--I had a table in Artist Alley) and a man comes up to me, with a young child at each side, holding their hands. He sees this piece, leans over the table and says:

"Do you have any tentacle p0rn? A friend of mine asked me to pick some up for him."

Looking at the children for a moment, and then back at him, I respond, "No." To which he responds:

"Do you know where I can get any?"

Again, I respond to the negative, and he walks away. I just felt there was something so off about him asking me with two little kids with him.

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