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Total Medals Earned: 1,005 (From 200 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 16,635 Points

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The Beast: MDM

Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/400 points)

Axe-cuse me 5 Points

Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.

Censored in Beast Trilogy 5 Points

Rip the first dude's head off.

Have a nice day 5 Points

Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.

And it was all yellow 5 Points

Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.

Where is my strawberry tart? 5 Points

Shotgun rape the first guy.

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The Breach

Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)

20 Kills 5 Points

Kill 20 enemies

Kill First Boss 10 Points

Kill the first boss

Game Complete 25 Points

Complete the game

Kill 3rd Boss 25 Points

Kill the 3rd Boss

20 Stars 50 Points

Obtain 20 stars

The Duder Dilemma

Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/200 points)

Hick-tory 25 Points

Defeat the boss

Red-headed step-child 25 Points

Buy all upgrades, including the jetpack

Corn-fed-erate soldier 50 Points

Earn 2500 points or more

Yokel Anesthetic 100 Points

Beat the boss without upgrading anything

The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/495 points)

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.

The Rose is Blooming

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)

Weekend Warrior 5 Points

You're pretty good at not dying. Grats! Survive 25 days.

Mister Toughguy 10 Points

Okay, so you can kill zombies. For now. Survive 50 days.

Survivor Man 25 Points

So you'll make it for a while. Maybe even 'til the end? Survive 200 days.

I'm Coming to Your House 50 Points

Okay, you made your point, no reason to show off. Survive 300 days.

Sagittarian 100 Points

You're an ultimate badass. Survive 500 days.

The Sagittarian 2

Medals Earned: 8/11 (95/140 points)

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The Snow Runs Red

Medals Earned: 3/10 (85/460 points)

NO TREE FOR ME 10 Points

Survive an entire level with a dead tree

KID KILLA 25 Points

Kill each type of kid at least 5 times

GIMME GIMME 50 Points

Max out the gift drop rate of your tree

GET A LIFE 25 Points

Collect tree extra lives during a single game

25 AND STILL ALIVE 50 Points

Survive to level 25

AMMO KABLAMO 50 Points

Max out Mrs. Claus' ammo capacity

BLOODY MESS 50 Points

Survive 15 levels without dying once

HEALTHY HEART 50 Points

Max out Mrs. Claus' hit points capacity

TREE HUGGER 50 Points

Max out your tree defenses

WINTER WARRIOR 100 Points

Max out all four upgrade categories

Theia

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)

Bubba Slap 10 Points

Feel the Bubba-Wrath!

Piggy PWN 10 Points

Get totally pwnd by the Piggy

Gotcha 25 Points

Be an easy target!

Lame Score 25 Points

Come on, you can do better than this!

Spider Food 25 Points

Feed your enemy a healthy snack!

Great Score 50 Points

You've done well my child

Scare the Boss 50 Points

Even tough guys can run away

Beat the Game 100 Points

Save Theia!

God Score 100 Points

The Heavens must have gifted you way too much

Piggy Wiggy 100 Points

Meet the final boss

Think Up

Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/335 points)

Bat Crush 10 Points

SMASH a bat with blocks

Caught the Gingerbread Man! 25 Points

Catch that ELUSIVE cookie!

Peridot Admirer 25 Points

Collect the SHINY peridot!

Ruby Lover 25 Points

Collect the SHINY ruby!

Amethyst Enthusiast 50 Points

Collect the SHINY amethyst!

Cake! 50 Points

Eat the DELICIOUS cake!

Trophy! 50 Points

Reach the top of the cave!

BEAST! 100 Points

Reach the top without dying ONCE!

Time Fcuk

Medals Earned: 6/9 (95/270 points)

You've learned nothing 5 Points

Get the bad ending

Everyone will leave you 10 Points

get to level 28

Is something wrong? 10 Points

get to lvl 9

Opinionated 10 Points

vote on 3 maps

You are your only companion in life. 10 Points

get to level 22

The Assent 50 Points

Get the good ending

Obsessed 25 Points

Vote on 33 maps

Lost in forever 50 Points

beat an explore campaign

O))) 100 Points

Vote on 333 maps