Lord-Kalvo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Transmogrifiers]

Genius.

This is fantastic. lol. Fires ARE cool.

[Saunich der Hejhaug]

lol... I wouldn't sponsor that either.

It was funny tho. lol. very funny.

[Trapped in an Escape Game]

Eh... Your games are much better...

It was kinda funny. But mostly too slow and boring. Kinda like escape games...(which I do enjoy playing however... lol) Some deeper sound design would've been cool lol.

[Two minutes of terror EP2]

Like I said in the last one...

Horror is tough to pull off in a super short piece. You nailed it this time man. FANtastic. This is what horror is about... you give a little, then you take it all away.

the car wouldn't start... so we knew he was fucked... but wait... the car started... you 'gave' the audience hope... then *BOOM* murderer comes out of no where and rapes the car... you took it all away... but wait, we find out he's blind! that gives our hero a chance to get away!! You gave the audience hope, and built up a suspenseful promise of a good escape scene... then *RING* you take it ALL away. FANTASTIC JOB!!!! This short was very effective.

[LEFT4LOL]

fantastic job!!!

the FF gag was BRILL!!

[Two minutes of terror EP1]

the horror genre is a tough genre for a short...

It was mildly creepy. I'm interested to see how the story turns out... as is, it really makes little sense, but like I said, I understand that the horror genre is tough to pull off in a super short piece. I think you did a fantastic job considering that. Also the animation is very well done.

~great job.
/:=)

[Brawl Funnies [Dick 2]]

lol... this is great expression

This one is much better than the first one. You all had a message, and it is abundantly clear. great job.

[Misinterpretive Porn Star]

Top class

Some of the best animation on this site...
Great story pacing...
Humor was fantastic.

this is a AAA Top class piece. Fine job. fine job.

[RE5: Public Assembly]

OMG this was good...

hahaha... fantastic!! I didn't really find RE5 to be racist... a zombie is a zombie. You kill it no matter the race lol, all previous re5's had like white, and spanish zombies lol... I'm black, and I think the game is fine. this parody however is fantastic... (even if the artwork is a little racist) lol fantastic!

[How Darnell Saved Kwanzaa]

Y does darnell ALWAYS have to be a huge stereotype

Fantastic animation. Great Story. Awesome dbz homage! and excellent use of sound fx Could've dealt with less negative racial stereotyping tho lol... and the voice-work could've been better. overall fantastic piece tho. gave u a 5-vote. Visually this is a great job.

~Lord Kalvin